do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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