i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
he just fucked me for my cheese.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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