What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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