I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
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I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
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He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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