Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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