biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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