glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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