yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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