its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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