1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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