That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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