i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
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Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
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Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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