you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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