is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
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my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
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We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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