i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
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I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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