Me too!
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
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Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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