i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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