I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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