Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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