I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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