So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Randomize