...so i touched it.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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