I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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