I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
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Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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