my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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