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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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