should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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