rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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