This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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