Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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