You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
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Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize