i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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