East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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