he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
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I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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