How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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