remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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