i already hear my dad disowning me
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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