just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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