I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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