oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
he fucked my hip out of place.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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