Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
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My butt remains clenched, sir.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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