that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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