Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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