why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
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Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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