from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
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BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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