Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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