Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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