hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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