He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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