There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
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His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.