he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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