Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Me too!
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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