"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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