The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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