u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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