Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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